=head1 EPIGRAPHS
+=head2 v5.31.0 - Fumiko Enchi, Masks
+
+Announced on 2019-05-22 by Sawyer X
+
+ The secrets inside her mind are like flowers in a garden at
+ nighttime, filling the darkness with perfume.
+
+=head2 v5.30.0 - Morihei Ueshiba
+
+Announced on 2019-05-22 by Sawyer X
+
+ Life is growth. If we stop growing, technically and spiritually, we
+ are as good as dead.
+
+=head2 v5.30.0-RC2 - Derek Walcott
+
+Announced on 2019-05-17 by Sawyer X
+
+ The truest writers are those who see language not as linguistic process but
+ as a living element.
+
+ -- Derek Walcott
+
+=head2 v5.30.0-RC1 - Marcel Proust
+
+L<Announced on 2019-05-11 by Sawyer X|https://www.nntp.perl.org/group/perl.perl5.porters/2019/05/msg254750.html>
+
+ If a little dreaming is dangerous, the cure for it is not to dream
+ less but to dream more, to dream all the time.
+
+ -- Marcel Proust
+
+=head2 v5.29.10 - Maya Angelou, Alone
+
+L<Announced on 2019-04-20 by Sawyer X|https://www.nntp.perl.org/group/perl.perl5.porters/2019/04/msg254467.html>
+
+ Lying, thinking
+ Last night
+ How to find my soul a home
+ Where water is not thirsty
+ And bread loaf is not stone
+ I came up with one thing
+ And I don't believe I'm wrong
+ That nobody,
+ But nobody
+ Can make it out here alone.
+
+ Alone, all alone
+ Nobody, but nobody
+ Can make it out here alone.
+
+ There are some millionaires
+ With money they can't use
+ Their wives run round like banshees
+ Their children sing the blues
+ They've got expensive doctors
+ To cure their hearts of stone.
+ But nobody
+ No, nobody
+ Can make it out here alone.
+
+ Alone, all alone
+ Nobody, but nobody
+ Can make it out here alone.
+
+ Now if you listen closely
+ I'll tell you what I know
+ Storm clouds are gathering
+ The wind is gonna blow
+ The race of man is suffering
+ And I can hear the moan,
+ 'Cause nobody,
+ But nobody
+ Can make it out here alone.
+
+ Alone, all alone
+ Nobody, but nobody
+ Can make it out here alone.
+
+=head2 v5.29.9 - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Adventure of the Dancing Men
+
+L<Announced on 2019-03-21 by Zak Elep|https://www.nntp.perl.org/group/perl.perl5.porters/2019/03/msg253978.html>
+
+ What one man can invent, another can discover.
+
+=head2 v5.29.8 - Isaac Asimov, Foundation: “Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right.”
+
+L<Announced on 2019-02-20 by Atoomic|https://www.nntp.perl.org/group/perl.perl5.porters/2019/02/msg253750.html>
+
+=head2 v5.29.7 - Edsger W. Dijkstra: "Programming Considered as a Human Activity", IFIP Congress, New York, 1965.
+
+L<Announced on 2019-01-20 by Abigail|https://www.nntp.perl.org/group/perl.perl5.porters/2019/01/msg253444.html>
+
+When I became acquainted with the notion of algorithmic languages I
+never challenged the then prevailing notion that the problems of
+language design and implementation were mostly a question of
+compromises: every new convenience for the user had to be paid for
+by the implementation, either in the form of increased trouble
+during translation, or during execution or during both. Well, we
+are most certainly not living in Heaven and I am not going to deny
+the possibility of a conflict between convenience and efficiency,
+but now I do protest when this conflict is presented as a complete
+summing up of the situation. I am of the opinion that is worth-while
+to investigate what extent the needs of Man and Machine go hand in
+hand and to see what techniques we can devise of the benefit of all
+of us. I trust that this investigation will bear fruits and if this
+talk made some of you share this fervent hope, it has achieved its aim.
+
+=head2 v5.29.6 - Rudyard Kipling: "How the Camel Got His Hump"
+
+L<Announced on 2018-12-18 by Abigail|https://www.nntp.perl.org/group/perl.perl5.porters/2018/12/msg253187.html>
+
+ The Camel's hump is an ugly lump
+ Which well you may see at the Zoo;
+ But uglier yet is the hump we get
+ From having little to do.
+
+ Kiddies and grown-ups too-oo-oo
+ If we haven't enough to do-oo-oo,
+ We get the hump -
+ Cameelious hump -
+ The hump that is black and blue!
+
+ We climb out of bed with a frouzly head
+ And a snarly-yarly voice.
+ We shiver and scowl and we grunt and we growl
+ At our bath and our boots and our toys;
+
+ And there ought to be a corner for me
+ (And I know there is one for you)
+ When we get the hump -
+ Cameelious hump -
+ The hump that is black and blue!
+
+ The cure for this ill is to not sit still,
+ Or frowst with a book by the fire;
+ But to take a large hoe and a shovel also,
+ And dig till you gentle perspire;
+
+ And then you will find that the sun and the wind,
+ And the Djinn of the Garden too,
+ Have lifted the hump -
+ The horrible hump -
+ The hump that is black and blue!
+
+ I get it as well as you-oo-oo -
+ If I haven't enough to do-oo-oo!
+ We all get hump -
+ Cameelious hump -
+ Kiddies and grown-ups too!
+
+
+=head2 v5.29.5 - T. S. Eliot, "The Naming Of Cats"
+
+L<Announced on 2018-11-20 by Karen Etheridge|https://www.nntp.perl.org/group/perl.perl5.porters/2018/11/msg252839.html>
+
+ The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter,
+ It isn't just one of your holiday games;
+ You may think at first I'm as mad as a hatter
+ When I tell you, a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES.
+ First of all, there's the name that the family use daily,
+ Such as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo or James,
+ Such as Victor or Jonathan, George or Bill Bailey--
+ All of them sensible everyday names.
+ There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter,
+ Some for the gentlemen, some for the dames:
+ Such as Plato, Admetus, Electra, Demeter--
+ But all of them sensible everyday names.
+ But I tell you, a cat needs a name that's particular,
+ A name that's peculiar, and more dignified,
+ Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular,
+ Or spread out his whiskers, or cherish his pride?
+ Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum,
+ Such as Munkustrap, Quaxo, or Coricopat,
+ Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellylorum-
+ Names that never belong to more than one cat.
+ But above and beyond there's still one name left over,
+ And that is the name that you never will guess;
+ The name that no human research can discover--
+ But THE CAT HIMSELF KNOWS, and will never confess.
+ When you notice a cat in profound meditation,
+ The reason, I tell you, is always the same:
+ His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation
+ Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his name:
+ His ineffable effable
+ Effanineffable
+ Deep and inscrutable singular Name.
+
+=head2 v5.29.4 - The Mountain Goats, "Oceanographer's Choice"
+
+L<Announced on 2018-10-20 by Aaron Crane|https://www.nntp.perl.org/group/perl.perl5.porters/2018/10/msg252575.html>
+
+ Well
+ Guy in a skeleton costume
+ Comes up to the guy in the Superman suit
+ Runs through him with a broadsword
+ I flipped the television off
+ Bring all the bright lights up
+ Turn the radio up loud
+ I don't know why I'm so persuaded
+ That if I think things through
+ Long enough and hard enough
+ I'll somehow get to you
+ But then you came in and we locked eyes
+ You kicked the ashtray over as we came toward each other
+ Stubbed my cigarette out against the west wall
+ Quickly lit another
+ Look at that
+ Would you look at that?
+ We're throwing off sparks
+ What will I do when I don't have you
+ To hold onto in the dark?
+
+=head2 v5.29.3 - Mac Miller, "Senior Skip Day"
+
+L<Announced on 2018-09-20 by John 'genehack' Anderson|https://www.nntp.perl.org/group/perl.perl5.porters/2018/09/msg252255.html>
+
+ Enjoy the best things in your life
+ ’Cause you ain’t gonna get to live it twice
+ They say you waste time asleep
+ But I’m just tryin’ to dream
+
=head2 v5.29.2 - Rick Riordan, "The Lightning Thief"
L<Announced on 2018-08-20 by Chris 'BinGOs' Williams|https://www.nntp.perl.org/group/perl.perl5.porters/2018/08/msg251918.html>
Courage is the only antidote for danger.
+=head2 v5.28.2 - Edward Lear, ed. Vivien Noakes, "The Complete Nonsense and Other Verse": The Jumblies
+
+L<Announced on 2019-04-19 by Steve Hay|http://www.nntp.perl.org/group/perl.perl5.porters/2019/04/msg254456.html>
+
+ They went to sea in a Sieve, they did,
+ In a Sieve they went to sea:
+ In spite of all their friends could say,
+ On a winter's morn, on a stormy day,
+ In a Sieve they went to sea!
+ And when the Sieve turned round and round,
+ And every one cried, 'You'll all be drowned!'
+ They called aloud, 'Our Sieve ain't big,
+ But we don't care a button! we don't care a fig!
+ In a Sieve we'll go to sea!'
+ Far and few, far and few,
+ Are the lands where the Jumblies live;
+ Their heads are green, and their hands are blue,
+ And they went to sea in a Sieve.
+
+=head2 v5.28.2-RC1 - Edward Lear, ed. Vivien Noakes, "The Complete Nonsense and Other Verse": The Quangle Wangle's Hat
+
+L<Announced on 2019-04-05 by Steve Hay|http://www.nntp.perl.org/group/perl.perl5.porters/2019/04/msg254218.html>
+
+ On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
+ The Quangle Wangle sat,
+ But his face you could not see,
+ On account of his Beaver Hat.
+ For his Hat was a hundred and two feet wide,
+ With ribbons and bibbons on every side,
+ And bells, and buttons, and loops, and lace,
+ So that nobody ever could see the face
+ Of the Quangle Wangle Quee.
+
+=head2 v5.28.1 - Humphrey Burton, "Leonard Bernstein"
+
+L<Announced on 2018-11-29 by Steve Hay|http://nntp.perl.org/group/perl.perl5.porters/2018/11/msg252975.html>
+
+On August 25, 1983, Leonard Bernstein celebrated his sixty-fifth
+birthday in his birthplace, Lawrence, Massachusetts. He had actually
+lived in the town for only a few weeks as a newborn baby, and had last
+visited it forty-nine years previously, in 1934, to get the name on his
+birth certificate altered from Louis to Leonard. But the citizens of
+Lawrence proposed to dedicate an outdoor theater to him in their
+heritage park and to provide not one but two local orchestras--the
+Merrimack Valley Philharmonic to play excerpts from his own compositions
+and the Greater Boston Youth Symphony and Chorus to perform the "Ode to
+Joy" and accompany Bernstein himself reading (for the only time in his
+life) the text of A Lincoln Portrait. So Bernstein turned down birthday
+invitations from Tanglewood and Central Park, New York, and the
+Hollywood Bowl and drove through the cheering if slightly bewildered
+crowds lining the streets of Lawrence in an open-topped 1928 Ford
+roadster, looking as homespun as James Stewart in Frank Capra's classic,
+It's a Wonderful Life.
+
=head2 v5.28.0 - Martin Luther King, Jr., 1967
L<Announced on 2018-06-22 by Sawyer X|http://nntp.perl.org/group/perl.perl5.porters/251240>
-- Bertrand Russell, The Road to Happiness
+=head2 v5.26.3 - Humphrey Burton, "Leonard Bernstein"
+
+L<Announced on 2018-11-29 by Steve Hay|http://nntp.perl.org/group/perl.perl5.porters/2018/11/msg252974.html>
+
+The origins of the name "Bernstein" are sometimes linked with the German
+noun Bernstein, which means "amber"--a translucent yellowish fossilized
+resin, used for ornaments and thought to possess magical properties.
+Leonard Bernstein would later call himself "Lenny Amber" when he needed
+a pseudonym for the popular piano transcriptions he published in his
+mid-twenties, and his business affairs would be organized within a
+company called Amberson Enterprises. There are several towns and
+villages named Bernstein in Germany and Austria (where the pronunciation
+is BernSTINE), but Bernstein's parents came from Jewish ghettos in
+northwestern Ukraine, where the last syllable is usually pronounced
+BernSHTAYN or STEEN. Sam insisted, however, on the mid-European style
+employed by the earlier immigrants.
+
=head2 v5.26.2 - Desmond Morris, "Catwatching: The Essential Guide to Cat Behaviour"
L<Announced on 2018-04-14 by Steve Hay|http://www.nntp.perl.org/group/perl.perl5.porters/2018/04/msg250440.html>