=head1 EPIGRAPHS
+=head2 v5.29.5 - T. S. Eliot, "The Naming Of Cats"
+
+L<Announced on 2018-11-20 by Karen Etheridge|https://www.nntp.perl.org/group/perl.perl5.porters/2018/11/msg252839.html>
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+ The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter,
+ It isn't just one of your holiday games;
+ You may think at first I'm as mad as a hatter
+ When I tell you, a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES.
+ First of all, there's the name that the family use daily,
+ Such as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo or James,
+ Such as Victor or Jonathan, George or Bill Bailey--
+ All of them sensible everyday names.
+ There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter,
+ Some for the gentlemen, some for the dames:
+ Such as Plato, Admetus, Electra, Demeter--
+ But all of them sensible everyday names.
+ But I tell you, a cat needs a name that's particular,
+ A name that's peculiar, and more dignified,
+ Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular,
+ Or spread out his whiskers, or cherish his pride?
+ Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum,
+ Such as Munkustrap, Quaxo, or Coricopat,
+ Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellylorum-
+ Names that never belong to more than one cat.
+ But above and beyond there's still one name left over,
+ And that is the name that you never will guess;
+ The name that no human research can discover--
+ But THE CAT HIMSELF KNOWS, and will never confess.
+ When you notice a cat in profound meditation,
+ The reason, I tell you, is always the same:
+ His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation
+ Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his name:
+ His ineffable effable
+ Effanineffable
+ Deep and inscrutable singular Name.
+
+=head2 v5.29.4 - The Mountain Goats, "Oceanographer's Choice"
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+L<Announced on 2018-10-20 by Aaron Crane|https://www.nntp.perl.org/group/perl.perl5.porters/2018/10/msg252575.html>
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+ Well
+ Guy in a skeleton costume
+ Comes up to the guy in the Superman suit
+ Runs through him with a broadsword
+ I flipped the television off
+ Bring all the bright lights up
+ Turn the radio up loud
+ I don't know why I'm so persuaded
+ That if I think things through
+ Long enough and hard enough
+ I'll somehow get to you
+ But then you came in and we locked eyes
+ You kicked the ashtray over as we came toward each other
+ Stubbed my cigarette out against the west wall
+ Quickly lit another
+ Look at that
+ Would you look at that?
+ We're throwing off sparks
+ What will I do when I don't have you
+ To hold onto in the dark?
+
=head2 v5.29.3 - Mac Miller, "Senior Skip Day"
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