=head1 EPIGRAPHS
+=head2 v5.23.4 - Denis Diderot, trans. David Coward, "Jacques the Fatalist"
+
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+
+Well, everybody's got a dog. The prime minister is the king's dog. The
+first secretary is the prime minister's dog. A wife is a husband's dog,
+or a husband is a wife's dog. Favourite is Madame So-and-so's dog and
+Thibaut is the man on the corner's dog. When my Master tells me to talk
+when I'd prefer not to, which to be honest doesn't happen very often,
+when he tells me to shut up when I feel like talking, which I find very
+difficult, when he asks me to tell the story of my love-life and then
+keeps interrupting, what am I if not his dog? Weak men are the dogs of
+strong men.
+
=head2 v5.23.3 - Oliver Wendell Holmes, "The Deacon’s Masterpiece or The Wonderful 'One-Hoss Shay': A Logical Story"
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